yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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