Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Randomize
