well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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