I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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