question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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