It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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