As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
