is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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