You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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