There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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