shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
my poor anus
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
