did you get engaged???
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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