We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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