I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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