I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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