North Korea, Best Korea!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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