Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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