we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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