I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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