reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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