The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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