So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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