my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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