just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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