don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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