awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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