For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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