unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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