I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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