she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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