She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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