I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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