I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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