glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
