She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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