we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
