Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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