whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Randomize
