I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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