Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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