Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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