You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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