im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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