Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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