In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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