Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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