Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
