I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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