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(210): View more from Texas

Hey it's Austin.

(254): View more from Texas

I am not drunk enough for this conversation.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat

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(630): View more from Illinois

We stopped her at 12

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12 shots? Or 12 midnight?

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Which answer would freak you out less

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?

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(714): View more from California

Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..

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