Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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