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East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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