school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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