We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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