Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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