I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
worst night to have a conscience
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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