she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
